So funny I just had to share...

Scene: Lily is lying on the kitchen floor with her brothers T ball cleats on and his hat on backwards with both feet up on the wall.

Conversation is as follows:

Mommy: Lily, please get your feet off the wall, those shoes are dirty.

Lily: No response, only staring at me with a "What are you going to do about it," look on her face.

Mommy: Lily, did you hear me, please get your feet off the wall. You are making it dirty.

Lily: Still no response, but giving the same attitude.

Mommy: (Now standing directly above Lily looking down on her). Lily Kayte, get your feet off the wall right now or I'm going to spank you!

Lily: With a very solemn look on her face, "I tan't (can't) I'm dead."

What do you say.......:)